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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately leaps into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to, her great fortune, Frank, the WalMart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 04:01 PM
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Dammit RB stop making fun of my girlfriend!!!
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 6 2006, 05:01 PM
Dammit RB stop making fun of my girlfriend!!!
I'm sorry about Coco.
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 05:09 PM
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Coco shops at WalMart?
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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everyone/thing/something shops at wally world
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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except for me....weis markets or target
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