A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She starts to lose consciousness. Fortunately, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her, walks over, and unplugs the horse.

 

omg... im almost in tears. Raptor you never cease to amaze

 

I can't stop

 

 

LOL....good one

 

 

GateCrasher, I can't help but notice that the Spa S2K in your sig never passes a Berlina S.. for obvious reasons.

 

Ok, I'll throw in:

Two blonds go for a walk in the woods when they come across a set of tracks in the ground. One blond points and says to the other "See those, those are deer tracks!"

The other blond disagrees. She has seen similar tracks before and she says "No, those are bear tracks!"

The first blond says "No, you are wrong! DEER TRACKS!"

Again the second blond asserts "BEAR TRACKS!"

The two argue back and forth for several minutes before they are both struck and killed by a train.

 

^^ win for humanity.