Went to KartZone tonight (indoor kart track) with the UTI guys, in an attempt to shut up once and for all the shit-talkers. They told me imports can't make power, so I showed them a 400fwhp minivan. They told me they can outdrive, so I posted a 21.378, compared to the next fastest (of the shit-talkers) time of a pathetic 30.329.

It was a 2min qualifying run, followed by a 12min final. We raced once, and I had a best of only 23.850, with the next-best at 33.401. But we raced again and I just obliterated them. I would've had a much higher average speed if those bastards didn't slow me down so much whenever I had to pass...

 

Anyway, I had a great time. I can't wait to rub it in even more next Monday.

 

The best part was the drive home, though. It was a JRSC/sprayed Civic Si, turbo Prelude, and cam'd LT1, against the grand daddy AMG (with 4 passengers). I hit the governor a few times. Needless to say, all 3 of my friends' cars were easily left behind.

It gets even better though. I'm dropping off the AMG at my dad's and I get pulled over by a sheriff not more than 1/2mi from his house. The cop asked me, You look lost. Is something going on that I don't know about?"

"No, officer. I just left my dad's."

So he takes my license back to his POS Impala, and 5 minutes later...

"Well, bubba, it looks like there aren't any records of this name living in this neighborhood. What's hiss address?"

Then I start giving him some attitude. "I don't know the number! I live with my mom, not my dad. I don't need to memorize it."

"Well, I tell you what, I'm giving you a warning for rolling through the stop sign back there, but I advise you to hit the road, and stay out of my neighborhood."

I was thinking: "You don't know who you're ing with." But I said, "Yes sir."

You have no idea how much self control it took to not tell that cop off...



Just wait til my dad hears about this. Officer Piathowski will be put on probation, or whatever it is they do to cops. Hell, I'll even demand a formal apology.

 

Nobody s with me and gets away with it.

 

 

alex, do you own a gun?

 

I live in Texas. Of course I own a gun.

 

But if you're implying that I should've shot the cop...

 

no, I'm not implying that..... just curious....

handguns, rifles.... whatcha got?

 

well, legally, i have a few bolt-action rifles (nothing too special, just a 22 mag, .30-06 and a 310), a pump-action 12-gauge, and a pellet gun.


but i do have a 92fs (stainless steel) 9mm with metal-jacketed hydrostatic hollow points and no safety - that's the "illegal" gun. it's not a civilian issued gun.

i love that gun.