The father thought for a moment and said "Go ask your mother is she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied "Of course I would. We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids to college." Then the boy went to his sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied "I love Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" The brother replied "Of course. Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy went back to his father, who asked "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy said "Yes. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."

 

 

Nice!