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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 12:34 PM
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad,
what is the
difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask
your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really
use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would
sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know
what a million bucks would
buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went
back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I
are sitting on three million
dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two
whores and a homo!
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 12:37 PM
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Funny!

I have heard different variations of this joke.
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 12:37 PM
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heard it before without the brother being involved
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 01:10 PM
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not bad
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 01:14 PM
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LOL. Pretty good. I like.
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 01:27 PM
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You like Brad Pitt?
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CKit,Jan 8 2010, 02:27 PM
You like Brad Pitt?
Why do you ask? Having Fight Club fantasies?
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 02:31 PM
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haha. i like that one
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