I'm out for a lil while. Tomorrow at 14.45 Germany time my plane is leaving for Dubai

I have my laptop with me but not sure if the Aussie bush line works online yet But I'm sure I'll find a nice "Bloke" to help me out

So be nice to each other whores and feel welcome to keep me updated on the news. Of course update me in THIS thread

*Diary* I'm thoooo exthided about tomowwow Me'th gonna go thopping in Dubaaaaai and den to da beach of Aussieland - I vanda if dey have wite shaks dere too*Diaryend*

 

Have fun sweetie Girl and be safe for Mom watch out for dem SNAKES

 

Ay ay K

 

Germany is invading Dubai & Australia?

 

Drop-bears and hoop snakes are the ones to look out for.

 

Hoop snakes? Is that a new species I don't know yet?

Drop-bears? The koalas fall from the trees lately?

 

You think I need Germany behind me to do that?

If I wanna invade a country all I need is a tank and a Kalaschnikoff and a portable shower

 

Drop Bears (Terror of the Australian Bush)




Hoop Snakes

A hoop snake will roll down a hill killing anything and everything in its path. Also known to roll down the road trying to catch passing cyclists.

 

Ok that koala made me stay at home

Damn I won't be able to sleep now

 

whatcha doing in dubai and au?