Have been lost in the world of OFF TOPIC for several sadly wasted hours thusfar... the burning, shiny, productivity and dizzyingly steep learning curve of the on topic topics in all of their dazzling rational informativeness, has given way to.....THIS......so......tired.....must.....get... ...grip.............confused..
..MOMMY? MOMMY?
is that you? ..... help!!!!
what happened!?! where am I?


Oh, what the hell!!, guess I'll have another sapphire and tonic and keep reading, Mike

 

Wecome to the CORNER...


... Now sit down, shut up, and pay attention! You will be tested on this material later.






That is all.

 

Oh, and my motto is:

"anyone who is offended by anything that I have said is an idiot!"

 

AYE-AYE!!!!

::Hiccup::

 

Welcome to The CORNER!!!

 

Mike!! Nice to have ya here!

 

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, its drivin' me nuts.

 

I USED to have this motto!


Welcome

 

Thanks for the welcome!!! Since I haven't actually been SENT to 'THE CORNER' that should mean that I should be able to leave whenever I want to, correct?
And Yet..... I find myself strangely..... stuck..

Persuing nonsensical threads to their generally inconclusive conclusions....

Pondering multitudes of imponderables...

Trapped by an inexplicably hefty inertia... which seems to hold me in its weighty thrall...

Ahh what the hell! I'm on vacation, think I'll go for a drive!!!
Cheers, Mike

 

i need cliff notes...