careful now...


is not a toy!

 

use lightly for best results

 

1- Apply

2- lather vigorously

3- Rinse

4-repeat as necessary for desired effect

 

except for #4, rinse ,repeat is marketing ply by friggen ERS to get you to waste more

 

...unless, of course, using more does give you the desired effect...

 

 

Apologies!!! Didn't mean to waste any , Was just having a and the old Month Python skit started running through my head, Guess I'm a bit dated...
My now EX-girlfriend gave me a 2003 calender for Xmas this year, found it online somewhere, .. contains an amazing number of fascinating factoids about America's favorite processed, potted, pork-meat style substance, Sadly, It is still on the ship in FL, and I am currently in MD on vacation, so I will be temporarily unable to relate any of the truly astonishing information to you all.
One quick fact,.. Spam did become a favorite of recently 'civilized' tribes in Borneo and Micronesia, after they were forced to give up cannibalism, after being converted by missionaries ('missionary' jokes welcome), Supposedly does not taste like chicken at all, but rather what many tribes referred to euphemistically (and comically) as "LONG PIG" Try them both and draw your own conclusions,
Cheers, Mike

 

IM BLIND!!!!!!!!

 

That is entirely too much information before dinner.