centipede
This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(for the uneducated - a 100 legged bug) which came in a little white
box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
drink.
He asked the centipede in the box "would you like to go to Frank's
Bar with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked again, "how about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So, he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. he
decided to ask one more time, this time putting hi! s face up against
the centipede's house and started shouting, 'HEY IN THERE!! WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO FRANK'S BAR AND HAVE A BEER WITH ME?"
A little voice came out of the box and said: "I heard you the first
time! I'm putting on my
ing shoes!"
pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(for the uneducated - a 100 legged bug) which came in a little white
box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
drink.
He asked the centipede in the box "would you like to go to Frank's
Bar with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked again, "how about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But
again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So, he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. he
decided to ask one more time, this time putting hi! s face up against
the centipede's house and started shouting, 'HEY IN THERE!! WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO FRANK'S BAR AND HAVE A BEER WITH ME?"
A little voice came out of the box and said: "I heard you the first
time! I'm putting on my
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very cute!


