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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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a christmas haiku
my gift to all of you whores
nads across your nose






:accordingly:




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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 01:02 PM
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I hope this is who I think it is
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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I have a vague idea also.
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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submit your requests for an authorization form to chance a guess at who you think I am.


Allow 4-6 weeks for disapproval.
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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I think you are Wickys' broken foot.
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 02:29 PM
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I thought he left the corner to look for his pants.

I guess he wasn't able to find it...
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Dec 9 2006, 11:29 PM
I thought he left the corner to look for his pants.

I guess he wasn't able to find it...
I think you're a ingand a who drives a ing!!!
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:34 PM
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Nice forking haiku.
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:40 PM
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NOey
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 10:52 PM
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i miss you
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