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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 08:38 PM
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, he used trainee elves. They did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. When he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and his toy bag fell to the ground, scattering all the toys.

Santa was so frustrated that he stomped into the house for a cup of apple cider with a shot of rum. When he got to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom but found that mice had eaten the straw end.

Just then, the doorbell rang and an irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door. There was a cute little angel holding a great big Christmas tree.

The little angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 09:23 PM
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Nice one Ninh
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Old Dec 13, 2004 | 09:27 PM
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 03:32 AM
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I literally LOLed at that one.
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 05:22 AM
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That's funny, Nihn!
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 05:27 AM
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 05:30 AM
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 05:44 AM
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Old Dec 14, 2004 | 06:48 AM
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Thats awesome!!!
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