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Sep 15, 2006 | 11:10 PM

#81

KenS2K

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From: par•a•dox

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting...

... because he's not acting.

Sep 16, 2006 | 12:48 AM

#82

wicky

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From: stuffed in a box

no reason

Sep 16, 2006 | 06:23 AM

#83

mikes2k

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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!

Oh man!

Dec 11, 2006 | 11:27 PM

#84

KenS2K

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From: par•a•dox

Chuck Norris can break a falling basket with his foot.

Dec 11, 2006 | 11:34 PM

#85

tokyo_james

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From: FCUK

Dec 12, 2006 | 04:06 AM

#86

PeaceLove&S2K

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From: San Diego, CA

Dec 12, 2006 | 06:48 AM

#87

jedwards

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From: This is not my house!

We need more~!!!!

Dec 13, 2006 | 12:14 AM

#88

KenS2K

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From: par•a•dox

Quote:

Originally Posted by jedwards,Dec 12 2006, 07:48 AM

We need more~!!!!

Chuck Norris can break a towel bar in half with his head.

Dec 13, 2006 | 12:31 AM

#89

UnkieTrunkie

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From: SJC

Chuck Norris or no.

Dec 13, 2006 | 04:12 AM

#90

PeaceLove&S2K

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From: San Diego, CA

Chuck Norris knows where his pants are.

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