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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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Chuck Norris can run the quarter mile faster than most cars.
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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 10:55 AM
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[QUOTE=KenS2K,Jan 26 2006, 12:23 AM] What would wife find in underware?
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Old Jan 26, 2006 | 11:00 AM
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Because he's not Chuck Norris.
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 03:05 PM
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According to Chuck Norris, live crocodiles make great shoes and stingray barbs are a relaxing method of acupuncture.
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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too soon!

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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 03:55 PM
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Chuck Norris once was attacked by a stingray. Chuck Norris stopped the attack with his whiskers.
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 04:01 PM
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Chuck Norris drives a side of beef killed by one of his deadly roundhouse kicks. The reason for this is that he feels the AP1 just isn't raw enough...
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 05:54 PM
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Chuck Norris once tenderized all the beef in Brazil with one axe kick. He did it on a weekend break from Walker Texas Ranger... just because.
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Sep 15 2006, 04:12 PM
too soon!
Why? No reptile skin after labor day???













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