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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 12:59 PM
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you called sir?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Jul 25 2006, 04:59 PM
you called sir?
I thought you were the shoe snob? You mult-snobbing now?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jul 25 2006, 09:46 AM
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:02 PM
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also.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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[in response to mikey] apparently so....

so get this.. i walk into the office this morning... very non chalant.. and a buddy of mine from a door down busts into my office and says the following:

Him: "I just have to tell you something!!! YOU ARE A COMPLETE SNOB!!"
Me: "huh? What are you talking about?"
Him: (keep in mind his office overlooks hte parking lot and building entrance): "I was watching you walk across the parking lot, and man! you are a snob! The entire parking lot stopped, and every guy just stopped and stared after you, and you didn't give anyone the time of day!!! What a snob!!"
Me: (i was speechless, i just laughed my ass off)
Him: (he then got up and imitated me): "Damn girl! you don't give anyone the time of day! You're a snob, i just had to tell you that."
Me: "I give you the time of day don't I? THat's all that should matter to you James "

He was laughing too all good!
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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I AM STOPID!
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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[in conjunction to RC's post]

Former Boss: Brian, has anyone accused you of being full of shit?
8D: Yeah, the difference is, I wear it well.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 25 2006, 03:56 PM
[in conjunction to RC's post]

Former Boss: Brian, has anyone accused you of being full of shit?
8D: Yeah, the difference is, I wear it well.
Boss: "Brian, here's your severance check. You can clean out your desk. (I don't need this shit!)"
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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so get this:

these two guys are walking down the street. One of them is six feet tall, the other is four feet tall. They come to a street that is perpendicular to the street they are on and so they round the corner. Around the corner there is a mail drop box. It's one of the blue ones with the roundy top. The four foot guy runs into it and both he and the drop box fall over, and the four foot guy gets his head stuck in the drop box hole, you know the kind with the foldy door on it. So the six foot tall guy grabs the four foot tall guy and pulls him out of the drop box. But the four foot tall guy's head is jammed in the foldy door thing and when the six foot tall guy pulls on him the four foot tall guy's head comes off.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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x3
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