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Originally Posted by wicky,Jul 25 2006, 06:57 PM
so get this:
these two guys are walking down the street. One of them is six feet tall, the other is four feet tall. They come to a street that is perpendicular to the street they are on and so they round the corner. Around the corner there is a mail drop box. It's one of the blue ones with the roundy top. The four foot guy runs into it and both he and the drop box fall over, and the four foot guy gets his head stuck in the drop box hole, you know the kind with the foldy door on it. So the six foot tall guy grabs the four foot tall guy and pulls him out of the drop box. But the four foot tall guy's head is jammed in the foldy door thing and when the six foot tall guy pulls on him the four foot tall guy's head comes off.
these two guys are walking down the street. One of them is six feet tall, the other is four feet tall. They come to a street that is perpendicular to the street they are on and so they round the corner. Around the corner there is a mail drop box. It's one of the blue ones with the roundy top. The four foot guy runs into it and both he and the drop box fall over, and the four foot guy gets his head stuck in the drop box hole, you know the kind with the foldy door on it. So the six foot tall guy grabs the four foot tall guy and pulls him out of the drop box. But the four foot tall guy's head is jammed in the foldy door thing and when the six foot tall guy pulls on him the four foot tall guy's head comes off.
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Jul 25 2006, 04:03 PM
[in response to mikey] apparently so....
so get this.. i walk into the office this morning... very non chalant.. and a buddy of mine from a door down busts into my office and says the following:
Him: "I just have to tell you something!!! YOU ARE A COMPLETE SNOB!!"
Me: "huh? What are you talking about?"
Him: (keep in mind his office overlooks hte parking lot and building entrance): "I was watching you walk across the parking lot, and man! you are a snob! The entire parking lot stopped, and every guy just stopped and stared after you, and you didn't give anyone the time of day!!! What a snob!!"
Me: (i was speechless, i just laughed my ass off)
Him: (he then got up and imitated me): "Damn girl! you don't give anyone the time of day! You're a snob, i just had to tell you that."
Me: "I give you the time of day don't I? THat's all that should matter to you James
"
He was laughing too
all good!
so get this.. i walk into the office this morning... very non chalant.. and a buddy of mine from a door down busts into my office and says the following:
Him: "I just have to tell you something!!! YOU ARE A COMPLETE SNOB!!"
Me: "huh? What are you talking about?"
Him: (keep in mind his office overlooks hte parking lot and building entrance): "I was watching you walk across the parking lot, and man! you are a snob! The entire parking lot stopped, and every guy just stopped and stared after you, and you didn't give anyone the time of day!!! What a snob!!"
Me: (i was speechless, i just laughed my ass off)
Him: (he then got up and imitated me): "Damn girl! you don't give anyone the time of day! You're a snob, i just had to tell you that."
Me: "I give you the time of day don't I? THat's all that should matter to you James
"He was laughing too
all good!
What time of day was it?
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jul 25 2006, 04:57 PM
so get this:
these two guys are walking down the street. One of them is six feet tall, the other is four feet tall. They come to a street that is perpendicular to the street they are on and so they round the corner. Around the corner there is a mail drop box. It's one of the blue ones with the roundy top. The four foot guy runs into it and both he and the drop box fall over, and the four foot guy gets his head stuck in the drop box hole, you know the kind with the foldy door on it. So the six foot tall guy grabs the four foot tall guy and pulls him out of the drop box. But the four foot tall guy's head is jammed in the foldy door thing and when the six foot tall guy pulls on him the four foot tall guy's head comes off.
these two guys are walking down the street. One of them is six feet tall, the other is four feet tall. They come to a street that is perpendicular to the street they are on and so they round the corner. Around the corner there is a mail drop box. It's one of the blue ones with the roundy top. The four foot guy runs into it and both he and the drop box fall over, and the four foot guy gets his head stuck in the drop box hole, you know the kind with the foldy door on it. So the six foot tall guy grabs the four foot tall guy and pulls him out of the drop box. But the four foot tall guy's head is jammed in the foldy door thing and when the six foot tall guy pulls on him the four foot tall guy's head comes off.
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There was this man who really had to go to the bathroom. He went to the nearest house, which happened to be the home of a monk and asked, ''Can I please use the bathroom?'' The monk told him he could, so he went in. When he was in the bathroom he heard this clink, clink, clink. When he was finished he went to the monk and asked, ''What was that noise I heard in the bathroom?'' The monk said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a monk. You have to go to Italy for two years.''
So the man went to Italy for two years and then came back and asked the monk again what the noise was. The monk said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a high monk. You have to go to Italy for three years.'' So the man went, came back and then asked the monk again what the noise was. Again the monk said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a king monk. You have to go to Italy for four years.'' So the man went, came back and once more asked the monk.
And the monk said, "The pipes bang sometimes. Aren't I a passive aggressive sadist for not just telling you that in the first place?
So the man went to Italy for two years and then came back and asked the monk again what the noise was. The monk said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a high monk. You have to go to Italy for three years.'' So the man went, came back and then asked the monk again what the noise was. Again the monk said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a king monk. You have to go to Italy for four years.'' So the man went, came back and once more asked the monk.
And the monk said, "The pipes bang sometimes. Aren't I a passive aggressive sadist for not just telling you that in the first place?
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