Officially certified CORNER!!!!!!

 

Good morning to my fellow cousil members....and to all applicable plebians

 

THe council recognizes Mr. Lenny <Keeper Of The Corner Grail> and motions for a return wish for a good morning as well.


Is there a second to the motion???

 

Good Morning! As a fellow member of the prestigious grouping of s2k International Post Whores, I would like to extend a request to join this wonderful committee of individuals determined to make the establishment called "The Corner" a more wonderful place. If this request is granted, I will join the committee and contribute determination, dedication and most importantly.....bacon sandwiches

 

I'll second that, and will request an inclusion for "bacon sandwiches as acceptable bribery" in our bylaws

 

I nominate Sophia to be in charge of all food distributions to the 'S

Anyone want to second it?

 

As a senior council member, I concur. I also decree that hereafter, ALL bribes will be considered acceptable, but will still require the applicable fees, and an application for a permit to present said bribes.

Please allow 6-8 weeks for application approval and processing.

 

I second the motion to have QT distrbute bacon sandwiches accordingly.

All non-council and non-committee members must have a current dated permit to enjoy the bacon sandwiches. For a permit, submit applicable fees and permit application in a timely manner.

Please allow 6-8 weeks for processing.

 

...I love how nothing is simple

You appreciate it so much more when you've earned it!

 

Wod it be overstepping our bounds to request that permission be granted to serfs of the serfdom only after literally jumping through a series of hoops.....each one progressively smaller, on fire, and set up on a bed of hot coals???