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From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
Originally posted by Zoechops
As a senior council member, I decree that hereafter, nothing senior council members, committee members or the keeper of the Corner Grail does can be considered 'overstepping our bounds'. Furthermore, I am initiating and enforcing a doughnut tax. That is, a tax payable with doughnuts. I semi-officially appoint MOM as treasurer of our doughnut fortune and further task Lenny to use his granted powers as keeper of the Corner Grail to help MOM enforce tax collections. This does allow for Lenny to use his engineering scale for bludgeoning of NON-fellow employees now too.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for taxation to stabilize and go into effect.
As a senior council member, I decree that hereafter, nothing senior council members, committee members or the keeper of the Corner Grail does can be considered 'overstepping our bounds'. Furthermore, I am initiating and enforcing a doughnut tax. That is, a tax payable with doughnuts. I semi-officially appoint MOM as treasurer of our doughnut fortune and further task Lenny to use his granted powers as keeper of the Corner Grail to help MOM enforce tax collections. This does allow for Lenny to use his engineering scale for bludgeoning of NON-fellow employees now too.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for taxation to stabilize and go into effect.
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From: Where The Sun Don't Shine
Originally posted by mikes2k
I love a grilled cheese and bacon sammy any time of the day!
Add ham on there and its a regualr party!
I love a grilled cheese and bacon sammy any time of the day!
Add ham on there and its a regualr party!
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From: stuffed in a box
Originally posted by morgan
To Whom it May Concern,
I have one word for the council....Prostitutes! Our town is crawlin' with 'em....
Can't something be done! I can't even post in here without being propositioned four or five times.
This is unacceptable. Recall! Recall!
Sincerely,
morgan a. whore
To Whom it May Concern,
I have one word for the council....Prostitutes! Our town is crawlin' with 'em....
Can't something be done! I can't even post in here without being propositioned four or five times.
This is unacceptable. Recall! Recall!
Sincerely,
morgan a. whore
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Does he have a permit to refuse prostitutional advances?
If not, He is to be fined in accordance with the charter and required to appear before the council for further sentencing. To obtain a permit to appear before the council for sentencing, send applicable fees and application to committee for processing and approval.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for processing.
If not, He is to be fined in accordance with the charter and required to appear before the council for further sentencing. To obtain a permit to appear before the council for sentencing, send applicable fees and application to committee for processing and approval.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for processing.
