Who's your daddy

 

Whatever you do, don't take her hot-tubbin', don't give her a few beers. . . that would be bad. . .

 

No baby here, Nicole and I are breaking up.

 

Fuck. We should have done this before Christmas. I would have got her a $5 Wal-Mart gift card instead of an Ipod.

 

Is that like a scouting report?

 

You look kind of cute when you

 

What song is that???

 

That's when they pull the "sneak attack."

 

She already has his seed.

 

I called her today and said we should "talk" tonight, not at dinner next freakin' Tuesday. She agreed to call me when she got off work today which she did but gave me a excuse "my cellphone battery is almost dead and I have a family dinner tonight so we'll talk later." I she doesn't call back soon, I'll just break up with her via voicemail.