TXTMSG is the way to go. But it's a trade-off since you don't get to throw dog poop on her shoes.

 

Nah, I hate text messaging.

 

"Break Up" by Kim Sozzi.

 

Two-Words: Upper Decker.

 

<--- Had to consult the urban dictionary.

 

Seriously, if she stonewalls you while she's shoring up that guy she's got "in the bullpen" (resulting in the always-tasteful-but-filled-with-low-self-esteem maneuver of the "breakup buddy"), just ice her.

If she insists on having "the talk" show up, go to her place, and leave her the parting gift she deserves for stonewalling you.

 

 

 

I would drive to her place but she lives 2 hours away. If she has a "break up buddy," more power to her. Maybe he will knock her up.

 

so if you havent talked how do you know your breaking up