You know, like homo sapiens or phthirus pubis (Sorry, Mom ).

Me: Cornerus Grumpious

 

Me: Ultra-Sonicus Ad Infinitum
or: Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus
or: Eatibus Anythingus

No, I'm not that creative. I cheated...

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/30...3081/latin.html

 

Until I can think of a more appropriate one, I'll be:
Whorus Whathefucticus

 

spamus postericus

 

C-Bass - photus chopus whoridendrum - An omnivore found primarily on the Eastern coast of North America, but has been sighted as far west as Las Vegas. Nocturnal by nature. Favorite prey: . Often found living underground. Primary offense: sharp incissors, opposable thumbs, S&W 9mm. Primary defense: shrill squeeling, expulsion of noxious gas. Average lifespan: 80-90 years. Closest relatives: 3 toed sloth, ferret, howler monkey.
also see Zoechops

 

Ledfoot - Ledicus Velocitus Demonata - Primarily a carnivore. Nocturnal by choice. Favorite prey: The innocent. Often found living underground. Primary offense: Insanely long sentences comprised almost exclusively of obscenities, golf clubs, head-butts. Primary defense:The ability to vanish out of thin air. Average lifespan: 80-90 years unless spontaneously combusted. Closest relatives: Tazmanian Devil, Ram, and Platypus
see also: Jimmmmayyyyy!!!!

 

I am 1,2-Dibromo-3-chloropropan/1,3-Dichloropropene-{trans)/Hexachlorobutadiene/1,3,5-Trimethylbenzene/Methyl Tertiaary Butyl Ether @ 4

 

...MORGAN Morganis Labiathella Tonguelate Lapis.... Definately nocturnal. Prey: Young Asian sex-industry employees, rebounding divorcee's, bar flys....Diet consists primarily of Red Bull and Vodka...Can be dangerous when cornered, although usually docile...Range: Urban areas, but may be found in run-down Tiki Bars...

 

Fooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrre!

 

Pimpius Maximus Whore-ious: He who pimps the most hoes. Usually seen drinking a 40 oz. or throwing down a Bacardi Limon and Montain Dew while sitting 2 feet from a post whore friend.