oh yeah... the alfa 147 has like 145hp or something.

not great. but it has sweet gas mileage. remember out here gas is 1.40 a liter. thats like $6 a gallon or something

 

wanna hear MY story?

 

c'mon score update!

 

ok well im gonna tell it even if you dont wanna hear it

 

you saying IM a homo?

 

lets hear it man

 

your story cant be as bittersweet as mine though

 

so for spring break, i went camping with my family... we brought the Van

anyway, its about 3pm and im driving in the middle of nowhere at about 130mph or so. all of the sudden there's a big BHHAMMM! and im like WTF?

i figured i just hit a rock or something. anyway, at the next fuel stop (which wasnt too long - the van gets about 9mpg) i get out and guess what's on the front of the car!

a freakin' bird! it was plastered to the front bumper - like totally squashed. splattered. whatever.

poor bird, lol

 

waiting for story from alex....