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Jun 17, 2003 | 06:29 AM

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How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:30 AM

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1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:31 AM

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1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:31 AM

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The door won't close.

How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:34 AM

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There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:37 AM

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Let me just say...

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:38 AM

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I did not write these elephant jokes.

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:38 AM

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I just have a deep appreciation for elephant jokes in general.

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:39 AM

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Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?

Jun 17, 2003 | 06:39 AM

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So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

Why do elephants live in herds?