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Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:41 AM
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To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.







Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:42 AM
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The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:42 AM
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How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:42 AM
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Depends on the number of elephants.
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:43 AM
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How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:43 AM
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Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:44 AM
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How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:45 AM
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None, the elephants are in there!
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:46 AM
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What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
Old Jun 17, 2003 | 06:46 AM
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Optimistic!



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