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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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So homey can't convince anyone to go to the strip joint with him. Everyone else decide to go to their hotel rooms and crash for the night. It was their first night on the town afterall. Being the party animal that he was, he decides to go by himself. He gets to the strip bar by 1am.

The next day, my co-worker gets a call from him the next day at noon:

A: Hello?
B: Hey man. You'll never guess what happened last night.
A: Where the hell are you man? You back at your room?
B: No, man. I'm on the lawn of the strip join I went to last night.
A: What the hell?
B: Yeah. I just woke up right now, I have no shirt on, and my back is sunburned from lying out here all morning.
A: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
B: Naw dude, that's not funny. There's more. I just looked in my wallet, and I ony have $14 dollars in my wallet.

*note to readers: he had $1000 in cash prior to this*

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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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