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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:30 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:34 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:34 PM
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A couple hours later, my they receive another call from mr. redbull and vodka:

B: Hey, man. I think I got drugged up or something.
A: What the hell? Why the hell do you say that?
B: Man, I don't remember anything from last night.
A: *LAUGHTER*
B: Naw, man. That's not funny.
A: YEAH IT IS, YOU DO REALIZE THAT FOR ALL YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE BEEN GETTING LAP DANCES FROM GUYS! HAHA!
B: Not funny. But seriously, I think I was drugged.
A: HAHAHAHAHAHA
B: I vaguely remember swiping my card, though.
A: Uh huh? And?
B: On a hunch, I checked my statement and stuff was charged on my card last night.
A: Oh shit.


This is where my co-worker told me what had been charged onto his card:

-numerous dances
-trip(s) to the VIP room
-Bottles of champagne

That's pretty standard, though. What made me laugh my ass of were these:
- "GIANT" bowl of chocolate
- "X-LARGE" bowl of strawberries
- Cotton Candy



The grand total for this suare was $2000.00, which isn't too bad, but is horrible when you consider the fact that he was only there for 1.5 HOURS. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. His nickname that whole weekend was "Mister 3000" hahahahahha! Imagine that. Being out in the sun, wasted, hungover with no cash in your wallet, and 2k charged to your card. You don't remember anything, and it all happened in about and hour or two.
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Old Aug 8, 2006 | 12:34 PM
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and. . . johnny finish the story. . . you just did
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