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Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:34 AM
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Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 3 2006, 09:33 AM
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
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18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
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19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
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20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 3 2006, 09:34 AM
and brian, we've been cleaning all weekend. it depends on if i get finished today. finished to HER liking, not mine unfortuntely
tell her kari is coming tommorrow too, but kari is gonna call again shortly, I just texted her
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21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
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22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
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my favorite:

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
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