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24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
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25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 3 2006, 09:36 AM
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23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
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26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 3 2006, 09:37 AM


25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
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27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 3 2006, 09:37 AM


25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
so true
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That's all i have. hehe, read those and laughed
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