An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything makes me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was", he answered, "but I just found out that damn I'm a lesbian."

 

Ha, ha.

 

Haha that one is ok

 

I'll bet there are a lot of lesbians on this board.

 

I bet in that case, 95% of men are lesbians, cause 5% are gay - like men gay that is.

 

I am a lesbian !!!!!!

 

Lesbian trapped in a man's body!!