Creative ways of torturing your co-workers...
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Creative ways of torturing your co-workers...
We all do it in one form or another. So I figure, why not share or methods and increase the overall effectiveness of our efforts!
Two of my favorites:
Every morning I heat up some bacon in the common area microwave for my morning breakfast sandwhich. I let the bacon (which I've pre-cooked at home) sit out for about 5 minutes after I've heated it, then I intentionally leave the microwave door open when I'm done. this usually permeates the office with the lovely smell of bacon for the better part of the morning. I do so enjoy watching people wander around, looking for the elusive bacon they can never have!
Tuesday is meeting day. It starts with a 7AM telecon, an 9AM Dept Head meeting, a 10AM Divisional meeting with HQ then finally a 1PM full program meeting. I try to eat Mexican for dinner Monday night and again Tuesday for lunch. This way, if I fail to perform for the first 3 meetings, I'm locked and loaded for the 1PM! Always gaurentees an empty seat next to me at the conference table!
Two of my favorites:
Every morning I heat up some bacon in the common area microwave for my morning breakfast sandwhich. I let the bacon (which I've pre-cooked at home) sit out for about 5 minutes after I've heated it, then I intentionally leave the microwave door open when I'm done. this usually permeates the office with the lovely smell of bacon for the better part of the morning. I do so enjoy watching people wander around, looking for the elusive bacon they can never have!
Tuesday is meeting day. It starts with a 7AM telecon, an 9AM Dept Head meeting, a 10AM Divisional meeting with HQ then finally a 1PM full program meeting. I try to eat Mexican for dinner Monday night and again Tuesday for lunch. This way, if I fail to perform for the first 3 meetings, I'm locked and loaded for the 1PM! Always gaurentees an empty seat next to me at the conference table!
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I see that you're not impressed...
How about this...
though I've personally never tried this next feat, I hear it is fast becoming a legend amongst pranksters everywhere. I'm speaking, of course, about the legend of the upper-decker. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it is a fairly simple maneuver. The only real requirement is that your office toilet is the standard bowl & tank configuration rather than the industrial high velocity models that do not have a tank. To accomplish pulling off an upper-decker, you must first remove the lid to the tank (the TANK, not the Bowl). Step 2: position yourself in a stable arena of aerial combat to deliver a chocolate sea monkey directly into the tank. Step 3: replace the lid to the tank. Step:4, DO NOT FLUSH!!!
The next person to use the toilet is left a wonderful surprise when they flush. Of course, depending on your diet, one upper decker can last for some time...
How about this...
though I've personally never tried this next feat, I hear it is fast becoming a legend amongst pranksters everywhere. I'm speaking, of course, about the legend of the upper-decker. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it is a fairly simple maneuver. The only real requirement is that your office toilet is the standard bowl & tank configuration rather than the industrial high velocity models that do not have a tank. To accomplish pulling off an upper-decker, you must first remove the lid to the tank (the TANK, not the Bowl). Step 2: position yourself in a stable arena of aerial combat to deliver a chocolate sea monkey directly into the tank. Step 3: replace the lid to the tank. Step:4, DO NOT FLUSH!!!
The next person to use the toilet is left a wonderful surprise when they flush. Of course, depending on your diet, one upper decker can last for some time...
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
The most fun we have around here is moving someones stuff all around on them while they are out of the office. I find shit in the weirdest places when I come back from vacation. 
Now thats funny
