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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 07:43 AM
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 07:45 AM
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Oh God, you probably got the
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 07:47 AM
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My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 07:50 AM
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You got it from a toilet seat...
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 07:54 AM
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It jumped right up and grabbed my meat. . .
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 07:57 AM
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Serves you right for getting seduced by a girl who works at
the Jack-In-The-Box...
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She messed up my mind.
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And then she stole your virginity.
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Hence why I went to go talk to L. Ron Hoover.
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Originally Posted by dead-bird,Nov 4 2008, 08:57 AM
Serves you right for getting seduced by a girl who works at
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