The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Deep Thoughts, by Bean Handley.

Thread Tools
 
Old Sep 22, 2003 | 04:54 PM
  #11  
robb's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 30,028
Likes: 5,431
From: Bondville
Default

what kind of nuts?
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2003 | 04:57 PM
  #12  
beanolo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,767
Likes: 1
From: soopasoak dat hoe.
Default

pee. nuts.
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 01:12 PM
  #13  
beanolo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,767
Likes: 1
From: soopasoak dat hoe.
Default

September 23, 2003 -

One day I was walking down the street I stepped on a ant. I realized what I had done and tried to give the ant mouth-to-mouth, but he ended up dying anyway. I wonder if there is a way to resuscitate a ant?
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 02:13 PM
  #14  
The Raptor's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,364
Likes: 1,614
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

Try using a soil vapor syringe that has collected an ambient air sample. Inject air volume very slowly and carefully, lest you cause the ant to explode.
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 02:48 PM
  #15  
beanolo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,767
Likes: 1
From: soopasoak dat hoe.
Default

ahhh. interesting.. ill try that.. but the ants head was still on my shoe... so i couldn't revive that part...
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:34 PM
  #16  
tokyo_james's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 65,827
Likes: 2
From: FCUK
Default



This has the potential to develop into one of the weirdest threads of all times .....
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:38 PM
  #17  
beanolo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,767
Likes: 1
From: soopasoak dat hoe.
Default

Originally posted by tokyo_james


This has the potential to develop into one of the weirdest threads of all times .....
I was hoping to get the many questions in life I have answered by yours truely..
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:44 PM
  #18  
MrForgetable's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 15,960
Likes: 7
From: USC
Default

My head hurts now...
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:45 PM
  #19  
tokyo_james's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 65,827
Likes: 2
From: FCUK
Default

My head hurt yesterday ..... until I started drinking again ....
Reply
Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:46 PM
  #20  
MrForgetable's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 15,960
Likes: 7
From: USC
Default

I can't drink and I won't.



On second thought..

Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 08:53 PM.