Deep Thoughts, by Bean Handley.
thats bad george! 
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From: soopasoak dat hoe.
September 24, 2003 -
The other day I thought about joining a Italian Crime Family, like the Godfather. So I went down to the Olive Garden and applied, but they weren't accepting new recruits yet. I wonder what requirements I need to join?
The other day I thought about joining a Italian Crime Family, like the Godfather. So I went down to the Olive Garden and applied, but they weren't accepting new recruits yet. I wonder what requirements I need to join?
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From: La Crescenta, CA
You could:
1 get scars
2 practice your Italian accent and talking out the side of your mouth
3 commit a violent crime in front of the place and be sure the manager sees it
4 try another Olive Garden
1 get scars
2 practice your Italian accent and talking out the side of your mouth
3 commit a violent crime in front of the place and be sure the manager sees it
4 try another Olive Garden