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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 06:18 AM
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Marriage is generally defined as a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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I thought marriage was where you find a women that hates you, and buy her a house.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 07:47 PM
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Mutual respect.
Common goals.
Unconditional love.
Loyalty.


Marriage has nothing to do with these concepts.
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 08:52 PM
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"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine."
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 10:35 PM
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It is a contract binding two people to form one tax entity / legal 'corporation' ... while further allowing the state to rule your bedroom.

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Old Apr 4, 2006 | 04:16 AM
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I'm all about dictatorships in the bedroom, Ken.
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Old Apr 4, 2006 | 09:35 AM
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Sounds like this old joke George. A wise old man was once asked the secret to his lifelong 50 year successful marriage..he simply said "I am never right"
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Coco gets skittish when I talk about marriage. . .
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Old Apr 4, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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Then just talk about some fooling around.
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Confucious say, "Man who looses girlfriend's apartment key not likely to get new key."
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