I hadn't actually thought of that.... training the monkeys... great idea

Sat night was spent with another couple relaxing with the BBQ and a couple of cold ones

It was lovely, no TV, no hustle and bustle of Tokyo, just sitting around, talking crap, drinking beer and wine (and port at the end ) ....... what more can you ask for

 

You could retire there and open it up in summer as a B&B.
Honestly James it sounds like the perfect retreat.

There had better be a monkey named after me since the training was my idea.

 

I will call all of the monkeys either Peter or Bruce, in your honour

 

Excellent.



Now my pretties Kill KILLL......................Bwahahahaha...

 

NO!!!!!!

You can't set the monkeys on the "Post Whore" cult

 

I'm sorry.

That thought of control over an army of monkeys was overwhelming, all that power just went straight to my head.

 

You can put that power to good use and get them to protect the cult headquarters

 

That's a great idea. They'll need shovels to clean the driveway and a uniform to distinguish them from normal monkeys.

 

I think we need to give them photo ID's as well, just in case some of the other monkeys try to infiltrate them

 

Or in case some humans try to get in with the monkeys, then we could have some whole nasty planet of the apes thing going on in our cult.