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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 10:33 AM
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PRISON - You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cel.
WORK -l You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
PRISON - You get three meals a day fully paid for.
WORK - You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
PRISON - You get time off for good behavior.
WORK - You get more work for good behavior.
PRISON - The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
WORK - You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
PRISON - You can watch TV and play games.
WORK - You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON - You get your own toilet.
WORK - You have to share the toilet with some people who piss on the seat.
PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit.
WORK - You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
PRISON - All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
WORK - You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
PRISON - You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
WORK - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
WORK -You must deal with sadistic wardens.
WORK - They are called managers.

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to be screwing around on this website!
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 10:39 AM
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Prison - some guy wants screw you.
work - ditto.
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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So true; and I work at a jail with prisoners...
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 03:19 PM
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^lucky!
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Sep 15 2006, 01:00 PM
So true; and I work at a jail with prisoners...
female inmates???
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Sep 15 2006, 03:21 PM
female inmates???
Yep. It's a 1,200 bed facility so we've got a little of everything.
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