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Do you know what's wrong with Americans and Brits?

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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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Default Do you know what's wrong with Americans and Brits?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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I guess Vmom is going to live forever then.
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 10:03 AM
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Bacon n' Beer.

now can somebody translate that to katakana for me? JAMES !!!
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 10:16 AM
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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Why we won:
Their diet: Tea and Crumpets
Our diet: Coffee and Raw Squirrel meat
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 10:26 AM
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I thought you freaks spoke American?
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Jun 30 2006, 10:26 AM
I thought you freaks spoke American?
pronounced, "Mur-eh-cun."
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Jun 30 2006, 02:26 PM
I thought you freaks spoke American?
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Old Jun 30, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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