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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Jun 2 2006, 01:28 AM
I sadly had to withdraw my investment and am in search of a new bank. Passport no longer in urgent need.



:jumpingofftheladder: I can't believe I just did that. What happened???????????


Is this what it feels like to do the dumping? It sucks!
Bank continues to call wanting to renegotiate initial deal. The more I sell myself short the MORE she wants me. Now she wants to come here this weekend.


<-- Hard to get
<-- Intellectual
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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Ken, I suggest you leave the state for the weekend.
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 11:33 AM
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Less is more ken, Less is more!
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 11:41 AM
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Is that why women always cry out, "More! More!" ... they're getting less than they expected???
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 02:07 PM
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Dreams of a Final Theory

I think is very very close to a final analysis of how a woman's rating system works. If you are very attractive, rich, and novel and show no interest in her she is almost guaranteed to want to **** you. Indeed, isn't this the very definition of Alpha Male? In this way we have derived from our theoretical framework an idea that agrees with observation and experiment to many degrees of accuracy. It also provides a frameowrk for the Logic. Strive to be attractive, novel and aloof and you will go far.
<--- aloof and novel
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 02:09 PM
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My navel is novel.
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Old Jun 6, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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<----Rear Navel Admiral in charge of undercover affairs.
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Jun 6 2006, 06:07 PM
<--- aloof and novel
2 outta 3 ain't bad...
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Old Jun 8, 2006 | 10:37 AM
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^ That's what Meatloaf said.
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