eHarmony Found the Perfect Match for ME!
It's okay, she went to Church and were forgiven for going down on that one guy in the Applebee's bathroom... and hooking up with the cute guy whose wife is out of town (she's a skank hoe anyway)... oh, and that other guy the following night... she thought he could be the one.







.....holy crap.....
Lying about said BJ is an Impeachable Offense.