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Old Jul 9, 2004 | 11:26 PM
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Laid? Don't even remember what that means other than going to sleep...
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Old Jul 12, 2004 | 09:03 AM
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Sad. I haven't gotten laid since I broke up with my ex, is this the end? HELP!!!!
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 01:03 PM
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You can't have just one (Lay, that is).
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 01:07 PM
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No, but one at a time is a good idea.
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 02:20 PM
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I haven't gotten laid since my lunchbreak. working at home is rough.
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 05:53 PM
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Under your desk at work is a good touch. Better is getting a blowjob under your desk whike you're on an important call.
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 05:54 PM
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I have some considerable experience here.
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jul 15 2004, 08:53 PM
Under your desk at work is a good touch. Better is getting a blowjob under your desk whike you're on an important call.
How important could a call be if you are already gettin' a BJ???

Priorities man!!!!!!
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Old Jul 16, 2004 | 07:03 AM
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the closest thing to a desk I have is the table I use at the coffee shop in town that would rock to get a BJ there on the sidewalk.
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Old Jul 16, 2004 | 07:30 AM
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think the authorities might not take such a view
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