1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?...A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?...A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?...Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?......Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?...Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?...A lickalotapuss

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?...Well Hung

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?...She was found face down in Ricci Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?...Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? ...One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

 

 

 

 

A truck drivin lesbo named Spike,
hauled dildos by night down the turnpike.
When asked by the fuzz
what it is that she does,
she replied "I'm a fake dick van dike."