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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 07:44 AM
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For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a refresher course. Then you will know everything:

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from! dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man. "

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton. (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

And the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Now you know everything there is to know.
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 07:47 AM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 07:50 AM
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our oak trees make acorns and they're only like 20yrs
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 07:51 AM
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Oct 12 2005, 11:44 AM
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
This I might dispute. We have 1000 foot rolls in stock. Everything else is dead on I checked.
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 13 2005, 12:12 AM
This I might dispute. We have 1000 foot rolls in stock. Everything else is dead on I checked.
I would still be prepared to have a bet with you that you couldn't fold one in half 7 times!!
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Oct 12 2005, 12:17 PM
I would still be prepared to have a bet with you that you couldn't fold one in half 7 times!!
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 08:24 AM
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Let me think on it.
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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 09:18 AM
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:feelstotallyinformed:

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thank you kind Raptor

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Old Oct 12, 2005 | 09:32 AM
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My pleasure.
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