Can you also start shopping for a better calendar?

 

That's a fact. And thank you, El Jefe.

 

FACT

Over 4 billion Lego O< insert the R mini figures inhabit the earth, but the largest human population group is in China with 1.3 billion.
Among all the population groups on this planet, the plastic ones are the most fun and the most peaceful!


​​​​​​​What about Mars ??

 

WOW you all did pretty good on that silly ? Either good stabs or you're < note the correct spelling BB OR you're getting smarter

 

During the MIddle Ages in Europe, before staying in an inn, noblemen would place a servant in their room for the bed bugs to feed on.
The servant's master would only enter the room after the bed bugs were too full of the servant blood to bother him.


​​​​​​​FACT or CRAP ?

 

How bout I start shopping for a better job?

The pay SUCKS on this one

 

It's been a while since we've had a crap , so I'll say crap

 

​​​​​​​CRAP! Bedbugs never get full.

 

I'm a glutton for punishment.

 

I'm not going to put much effort into showing why, but this is a horrendously racist answer that completely ignores human genetics and historical migration (aka conquest).


The writers of this calendar are basically the equivalent of your unemployed/drunk uncle who sits on Facebook and Infowars all day and shares every dumb article they find.