Three brothers walk down the stairs and sit down at the breakfast table. Their mother asks her eldest son "What would you like for breakfast today?" The child replies "I'll have some f$^%ing French toast!" The mother, appalled, at her child's language, sends him to his room. She asks her second son the same question. "What would you like for breakfast today?" The child replies, "Well, I guess now there is more f*@%ing French toast for me!" Once again, the mother is appalled and sends her child to his room. She asks her youngest child, "What would you like for breaksfast today?" To which he fearfully responds, " I don't know, but I definitely don't want the f*@#ing French toast!"

 

When an eel bites your leg and the pain makes you beg. . .