A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop & her son saying,
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this
is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your
ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
& stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today &
hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For
those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile, then the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

 

ROTFL!!!

Good one Peter!

 

LMFAOF!!!!

Focking good one man!

 

 

 

 

 

:giggles quietly:

:worries if fun police will send him to his room:

 

he-he, I always liked that one!