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Old May 30, 2002 | 11:58 AM
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I come from a big Irish Catholic family. We were all at a restaurant after a funeral -- an impromptu wake. We were all pretty skunked. I was talking to someone and my Uncle Bob, sitting next to me was trying to get my attention, with no luck. So he broke a plate over my head -- he didn't mean to but it happened. Man did that hurt. I ended up with a golf ball lump on my head.
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Old May 30, 2002 | 12:34 PM
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Is this really a true story George?
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Old May 30, 2002 | 12:53 PM
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Yes, it is Luke. My Uncle Bob is a funny man.
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Old May 30, 2002 | 01:06 PM
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That's funny. What was so important that he broke a plate on your head?
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Old May 30, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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Who knows -- he was drunk.
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Old May 30, 2002 | 05:26 PM
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LOL

A drunk Irishman at a wake ?!?!?!?! Surely not
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Old May 30, 2002 | 10:34 PM
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My brother broke an etch a sketch over my head once
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Old May 31, 2002 | 08:11 AM
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Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY
My brother broke an etch a sketch over my head once
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Old May 31, 2002 | 08:30 AM
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These head-cracking incidents explain a lot.
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Old May 31, 2002 | 08:32 AM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
These head-cracking incidents explain a lot.
LMAO!!! I have a few scars on my head and have no clue where I got them. Maybe I was dropped at birth?
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