no, actually she was just asleep and I was drunk and.... and ..... and wired up at 4 am

 

I woke up with a breat pump attached to my nipple.

 

Were you boys shaved?

 

My whole body is shaved...

 

Oh right how could I forget! I feel like such a rookie, I only shave my head.

 

whoa...
what? shaved everything? breast pump?
4am?
police quest?
this is my attempt at compressing everything into one.

i'm off on a date... i'm sure this is gonna be disaster... i can hear that "wingman" Budweiser commercial in my head.

 

Hey Essogirl, think you'll get back with him?

 

not a chance. he came oevr to get all his stuff today so we've done the whole closure thing already

 

any breakup sex?

 

closure is a good thing though..
for better or for worse, closure is a good way of closing the book on one chapter of your life, and giving you the ability to write a whole new chapter.