Friday humour (in honor of Red)
Thread Starter
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 12,760
Likes: 0
From: ghettoville, abq, nm
Friday humour (in honor of Red)
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist,
the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is
twice as big as it needs to be.
*******************************
Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
*******************************
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for
a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The
doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
ineptitude!
"The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have
a
word with him." [dramatic pause]
"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?"
The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
Martin
the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is
twice as big as it needs to be.
*******************************
Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
*******************************
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for
a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The
doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
ineptitude!
"The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have
a
word with him." [dramatic pause]
"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?"
The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment.
The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
Martin
!
If Andy is ingenius....were all in trouble! 
