''Going to war without the French .....
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From: Cedar Rapids, Iowa
excellent post brantshali!
i'm not sure bringing the french and germans along on this one is such a good idea anyway. the thought of germans carrying guns into battle again scares me, and the french are the only soldiers who surrender faster than the iraqis.
i'm not sure bringing the french and germans along on this one is such a good idea anyway. the thought of germans carrying guns into battle again scares me, and the french are the only soldiers who surrender faster than the iraqis.
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From: Alicante
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"Screw the French. I can't believe that entire country believes the Sept. 11th terrorist attacks were conducted by the CIA. How f*cking stupid can you be?!? Oh, but if terrorists flew planes into the Eiffel Tower then they'd be asking for our (and UN?) help. That is, if they didn't accuse the CIA of doing to lower the price of champagne. F*cking idiots. Who the hell wants idiots for allies? That country is nothing but sheep w/out a shepherd. They'll follow any trend, gimmick or sh*tty idea. Sorry, I'll get off my soap box."
Just a few questions for you dear Cubic Inch:
you obviously know French people very well.
Please Just Tell Us:
How long have you been living in France?
How often do you read French newspapers ?
Do you speak French ?
Do you always believe what others (including ANY person talking/writing on radio/TV/newspapers) tell you ?
What do you think about Germans, Chinese, Russians, Spaniards (98 % against war), Englishmen (strong majority against war) ?
Cubic Inch : does it refer to the volume of your brain ?
"Screw the French. I can't believe that entire country believes the Sept. 11th terrorist attacks were conducted by the CIA. How f*cking stupid can you be?!? Oh, but if terrorists flew planes into the Eiffel Tower then they'd be asking for our (and UN?) help. That is, if they didn't accuse the CIA of doing to lower the price of champagne. F*cking idiots. Who the hell wants idiots for allies? That country is nothing but sheep w/out a shepherd. They'll follow any trend, gimmick or sh*tty idea. Sorry, I'll get off my soap box."
Just a few questions for you dear Cubic Inch:
you obviously know French people very well.
Please Just Tell Us:
How long have you been living in France?
How often do you read French newspapers ?
Do you speak French ?
Do you always believe what others (including ANY person talking/writing on radio/TV/newspapers) tell you ?
What do you think about Germans, Chinese, Russians, Spaniards (98 % against war), Englishmen (strong majority against war) ?
Cubic Inch : does it refer to the volume of your brain ?
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From: Alicante
By the way, I'm sure you all know this one allready, but a French friend has just sent it to me:
"In the middle of a gynaecologist's conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various interesting cases they have recently treated.
French gynaecologist: "Only last week, zer was zis woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris .......et was like a melon".
English gynaecologist: "Don't be absurd my good man, it could not possibly have been that big, the poor woman wouldn't have been able to walk if it was".
French gynaecologist: "O la la, you eengleesh, zer you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze taste..""
P.S.: Do you have any US jokes about US people ?
"In the middle of a gynaecologist's conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various interesting cases they have recently treated.
French gynaecologist: "Only last week, zer was zis woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris .......et was like a melon".
English gynaecologist: "Don't be absurd my good man, it could not possibly have been that big, the poor woman wouldn't have been able to walk if it was".
French gynaecologist: "O la la, you eengleesh, zer you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze taste..""
P.S.: Do you have any US jokes about US people ?