Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for
bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length
mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into
this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is
all wrinkled, my breasts sag so much that they dangle
to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad,
deflated version of the Hindenberg!"

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear,
please tell me just one positive thing about my body so
I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and
then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well..there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Saturday
morning at 10:30 at Beth Israel Synagogue.

 

raptor's on a roll today..

of course this also means i keep lol at work

 

again,

 

 

BUMP

 

HUMP