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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 06:24 AM
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The train was quite crowded, so the U. S Marine walked its entire lengthlooking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir.........you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 06:34 AM
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i'm lmao all morning from reading raptor's posts..
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 06:54 AM
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I'm done, no more work today, too busy laughing. Good job I own the place.
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 06:55 AM
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Yeah, so do I, Rich. It's the only way to fly.
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 07:14 AM
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It's the best way to be. I can harrass people and then fire them if they complain
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 07:19 AM
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 10:53 AM
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BUMP
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Old Feb 28, 2005 | 04:46 PM
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Heh.
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